onomatophobiac:

Mrs. Hutchinson screamed, and then they were upon her.
(Reblogged from onomatophobiac)
People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water.

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)

(Source: cachaemic)

(Reblogged from anneapocalypse)

Why are people in management so awful

Why were they just born wrong

seriousjones:

powerburial:

Hello is this the police? Someone made up a post on tumblr for notes. Yeah, it didn’t even happen, they just did it for notes

image

(Reblogged from ronchronchronch)

If you’d asked my 13 year old what she wanted and you somehow got her to give an honest answer, she would’ve said ‘I want to destroy the world’ which wasn’t a very realistic goal in retrospect but it was a nice thought.

petition to rename the earth ‘punishment orb’

thepunchingbag:

Yes, this.

Punishment orb, burning ball of agony whirling around a bleak and uncaring universe, big round wet thing full of shitheads and assholes.

(Source: anagrammaton)

(Reblogged from thepunchingbag)

(Source: diasconredfox)

(Reblogged from droil)

I decided to eat a picnic today, but a load of cows came to stare at me and I got self-conscious.

I have zero interest in fics where Zuko is sex god/dragon/sex god dragon/bag of angst and more interest in fics where Zuko is a ridiculous little man, jesus christ, look at him, he’s like an angry puppy.

lycaeas:

my good friend, who is also a distant relation, and an avid cake decorator asked me to design her a Zuko something or other. Flower crowns and “that’s rough, buddy” were the only specifications. Here’s a quick doodle bc I’m gonna try out a couple of things idk

(Reblogged from magicemperor)